10 Hilarious and Inappropriate Valentines Day Cards

Are you searching for a funny and rude valentines day card to make your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife laugh this year? Here you will find some of the most inappropriate and hilarious valentines day cards to give to your other half on valentines day. You SERIOUSLY won’t find any that beat these!

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Our of all the vaginas in the land I’m glad that you chose mine.


Roses are tits, violets are tits, I like tits, tits.


Sometimes I want to punch you in the face. Other times I want to sit on it.


Your hole is my goal


Some days I love you, other days I want to put you under the patio


I want you to put the bins out


I’m so glad your mum didn’t swallow you


Violets are blue, roses are red, even with flowers, you aren’t getting head


I’m so glad I’ve found someone as cunty as me


Roses are red, violets are blue, I’ve got alzheimers, cheese on toast

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